hello there cute people of the internet.

fuckoffcats:

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

(Source: heathermorris, via happiest)

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

(Source: baracknobama, via happiest)

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urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via happiest)

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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(via kixxinq)

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awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

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rumour:

That boy u just called racist? His mom took away his Beats Headphones last week. Think before u speak

(via happiest)

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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

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supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

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